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THE NEXT PIG THING [album]

by Mr Wu's Pigs

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    This handmade 11-song CD-R compilation brings together 3 tracks previously only available on download, as well as 2 brand-new songs, 3 alternate versions, 1 demo, and 2 total re-recordings of early Pigs favourites. None of these tracks (or versions) has previously been available on CD.

    It's a great album in its own right, even if I do say so myself, and it really rounds out the Mr Wu's Pigs story so far, alongside albums 1 and 2.

    Note: this CD-R is burned by me at home and comes in a plastic wallet with paper sleeve.

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    Get all 20 Mr Wu's Pigs releases available on Bandcamp and save 40%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Davy Does Kent [EP], Braking, River, Never Coming Home c/w Covid Baby [EP], Covid Baby, Chocolate Till I'm Sick (Ho-Ho-Ho), PIGS IN BLANKETS [album], Sampler: a five-track EP, and 12 more. , and , .

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1.
Skeleton Bob lived in a cave He’d been there ever since that day They took him down to the waterside And peeled every last piece of skin and muscle From his hide The children in the village all knew the tale Of a sick motherfucker down in the vale The things he did to kids no one really knew Cos they never came back to say if It was true The stories went that he’d pick them up After Sunday school in a big ol’ truck He’d take them down to his underground lair No one would ever hear them Scream down there Locals said Bob used their skin for clothes Fewer kids disappeared as temperatures rose But come the winter months and the need for heat He’d be swiping those little loved ones right Off their feet Skeleton Bob wasn’t skinny or lean He was a fat old bastard and real mean But when the mothers and the fathers all took their toll They stripped his bones white clean and dumped him In a hole His heart still beating in his chest Organs intact – oh, heavens be blessed Left to live out his days in pain Like the mothers and the fathers who never saw their Kids again
2.
Here’s a little story ’bout Mary-Sue If she hadn’t been a model, you know what she’d do? She’d be working in a dead-end job Wishing she’d listened ’stead of using her gob Oh oh-oh-oh, what’s a girl to do? Mary-Sue says shit that she shouldn’t say Even when it’s not her business anyway She’s gonna get in trouble one of these nights Find herself outnumbered in a street fight Oh oh-oh-oh, come judgment day Jenny don’t like people talking shite She hears those whispers every night What she needs to turn her life around Is a sharp injection of punk But oh oh-oh-oh, Jenny’s on the junk What she needs to turn her life around Is a sharp injection of punk But oh oh-oh-oh
3.
Feel So Good 02:41
What can you do If you can't have me? What can you say Now I've gone away? Just treating you the way you treated me Makes me feel so good Having you on a doggy lead Makes me feel so good Watching you crawling back to me Makes me feel so good Then refusing your advances Makes me feel so good It's not nice to tease My mother told me so But now you're on your knees I'm not letting go Just treating you the way you treated me Makes me feel so good Having you on a doggy lead Makes me feel so good Watching you crawling back to me Makes me feel so good Then refusing your advances Makes me feel so good You shouldn't be so cruel That's why you're where you are I'll show you no mercy I've taken things too far Just treating you the way you treated me Makes me feel so good Having you on a doggy lead Makes me feel so good Watching you crawling back to me Makes me feel so good Then refusing your advances Makes me feel so good Just treating you the way you treated me Makes me feel so good Watching you crawling back to me Makes me feel so good Having you on a doggy lead Makes me feel so good Then refusing your advances Makes me feel so good
4.
Thank you for the offer If I need you, I will call you on the phone But I don't expect my troubles to be Anyone's but my own I'll just sit here in silence I'm simply not accustomed To asking for the help I really need That emotional closeness You don't know where it will lead I'll just sit here in silence I'll sit and suffer in silence I'll sit and suffer on my own I'll sit and suffer in silence I'll sit and suffer on my own I never wanted to find myself In this predicament, but here we are The world turns, and fortunes change With the twinkling of a star I'll just sit here in silence I'll sit and suffer in silence I'll sit and suffer on my own I'll sit and suffer in silence I'll sit and suffer on my own Do you understand me at all? Do you hear what I say? Do you understand me at all? Do you hear what I say? Do you understand me at all? Do you hear what I say? Do you understand me at all? Do you hear?
5.
I’m sick of death, I’m sick of the rain I’m sick of masking all of the pain It’s pouring down, it’s hurting hard I need a fireguard around my exploding heart I'm drowning in this pit I gotta get, I gotta get match-fit My head is spinning, down the drain I don’t know if I’ll ever climb up again Look at me, I'm just a chokin’ mess Oh, how the hell I’m gonna, gonna get through this? Yeah, rise above, above everything I can’t believe you’ll never make my phone ring I’m sick of death, I’m sick of the rain I’m sick of masking all of the pain It’s pouring down, it’s hurting hard I need a fireguard for my exploding heart My exploding heart I need a fireguard around my exploding heart
6.
I feel black and blue, and I don’t know what to do I wonder should I discard you or should I put you in the ground Twilight’s drawing in, and my thoughts are getting grim I feel so cheap and dirty when I see you on my TV, baby But I find I always find the time to view you You’re so precious, baby, baby You never listen when I compliment your Clothing or your hairdo, yeah I wanna stay with you forever And I wanna hold you in my arms, oh yeah I wanna tell you you’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen by far You’re so untouchable, you’re like Eliot Ness Me, I’m invisible, you never hear me make a sound I hear you call my name, even though you’re really not And I still feel cheap and dirty every time I watch the video I got But I find I always find the time to view you You’re so precious, baby, baby You never listen when I compliment your Clothing or your hairdo, yeah I wanna stay with you forever And I wanna hold you in my arms, oh yeah I wanna tell you you’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen by far I wanna stay with you forever And I wanna hold you in my arms, oh yeah I wanna tell you you’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen by far Stay with you forever And I wanna hold you in my loving arms I wanna tell you you’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen by far Stay with you for Stay with you for You're the cutest thing You're the cutest thing I've ever seen by far
7.
A Love Song 03:22
When that girl looked down on me I swore that I would be all that she would ever need When I looked up to her and told her that she was my world Then our story began to unfurl But it could never come to pass, was surely never gonna last With so much baggage still left to unpack But we won't live looking over our shoulders With the rain forever on our back And I don't know if any love can really last forever But I wouldn't wanna live unless we could be together Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and surely that's the same? Yeah, yeah, yeah, surely that's the same? I didn't waste any time, I said I had to make her mine That our hearts should always be entwined She told me that she always knew that she wanted just me too And we knew then what we had to do And I don't know if any love can really last forever But I wouldn't wanna live unless we could be together Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and surely that's the same? Yeah, yeah, yeah, surely that's the same? We made our pact and cast the die Looked each other in the eye, saw there was no what or why Came the knock upon the door We knew what it was for, but we were already at the shore And I don't know if any love can really last forever But I wouldn't wanna live unless we could be together And that could never come to pass, and we are gonna last Cos there's not so much baggage to pack And we won't live looking over our shoulders We got the sun forever on our back
8.
The sky's all black, mixed with blue This twilight scene was set for you The sky's all black, mixed with blue This twilight scene was set for you The lies you told, they ring so true Oh, why is the world like you? The lies you told, they ring so true Oh, why is the world like you So insincere? The sky's all black with faded blue This morning scene was set for you The lies you told, they ring so true Oh, why is the world like you? The lies you told, they ring so true Oh, why is the world like you? The lies you told, they ring so true Oh, why is the world like you? The lies you told, they ring so true Oh, why is the world like you?
9.
Sing me a song, read me a book Give me that hoochy-coochy love look Write me a verse, give it a tune Call it a love song, and send it soon This is what I want to hear Those words whispered softly in my ear Words of love, words of love Words of comfort, words of love Call me up soon, give me a ring Send me a lyric, I'll try to sing Throw me a party, a fancy-dress ball I'll come as graffiti if you'll be my wall I wanna be all over you If you were skin, I'd be your tattoos Words of love, words of love Words of comfort, words of love I just wanna be with you I'll do anything you want me to Give me a chance, I'm a nice guy I'm sure you'll like me if you'll only try I can't wait forever, I need you soon You know if i could, I'd give you the moon I wanna be like a tube of UHU So I can stick to you like glue Words of love, words of love Words of comfort, words of love Without you, my life has lost its meaning Without you, I can't learn, I cannot teach Without you, like trying to touch the ceiling Without you, there's no way that I can reach I wanna be all over you If you were skin, I'd be your tattoos These are the things I want to hear Screaming gently for all to hear Words of love, words of love Words of comfort, words of love Words of love, words of love Words of comfort, words of love
10.
Remember days of endless football Headers and volleys on the green Skins and shirts and six-a-side And tell me, what does offside mean? Months of sunlight every week And breaking into the village hall I guess it never seemed it at the time But didn't we really have it all? I close my eyes, and I'm back beside the river Sunburned nose and scratched-up knees Waiting patiently for that greedy old kingfisher Whatever happened to days like these? That was so very long ago now And time has flown by oh so fast Now all I think about is war And tell me, wasn't peace supposed to last? I close my eyes, and I'm back beside the river Sunburned nose and scratched-up knees Waiting patiently for that greedy old kingfisher Whatever happened to days like these? Whatever happened to days like these? Days like these
11.
I've seen it in black and white That spirit, that will to fight No hearing, no sight They'll not take me tonight I'll drag these broken bones Away from this earthly home The folks I've always known Must leave them all alone Keening Keening I never knew the meaning Keening Go I gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Stubbornness like a mule's Won't suffer any fools Fuck you, and fuck your rules I'm sharpening my tools I'll dream of you still I'll think of you still Of your iron will And acrobatic skill Keening Keening I never knew the meaning Keening Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Go Gotta go Gotta go

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This 11-song compilation is very much a companion album to Sick Of Death. It brings together 3 tracks previously only available on download, as well as 2 brand-new songs, 3 alternate versions, 1 demo, and 2 total re-recordings of early Pigs favourites.

It's a great album in its own right, and it really rounds out the Mr Wu's Pigs story so far, alongside albums 1 and 2.

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released August 7, 2020

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